I have the most kick ass sister in the universe! 

Hacked yo shitttttttt!

(Source: interludedbeauty)

#haha  

#dinosaur  #t-rex  #earth  #africa  #south america  

If girls had a penis for a day:

No they wouls be more like :

OR

you forgot one

(Source: mynameiscomedy, via i-say-no-to-status-quo)

#penis  

ON THE FLOOR!

(Source: tankx)

hippiewithoutacause:

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

Yeah, they’re getting smarter. -_- bahah

Well they have machines that give you cash for your gift cards. See them at grocery stores all the time by coin stars.

#Ron swanson  #high times  #parks and recreation  

#The hobbit  #Rabbits  

#Kings landing  #Game of thrones  

When someone cuts in line at the grocery store,

(Source: notesfromthecircle)

#panda  #shopping  #food  #chubby  

#Daft Punk  #music  #EDM  #vagina  #sex  #astroids  #meteour  #cats  #moving  #plane  #everything  

#bear  #polar  #polarbear  #dance  #fur  #monkey  #balls  #lesbian  #blink182  #fox8  

#Rainbow  #hippy  #hippie  #pot  #love