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I have the most kick ass sister in the universe! 

Hacked yo shitttttttt!

(Source: interludedbeauty)



#haha  


If girls had a penis for a day:

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No they wouls be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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(Source: mynameiscomedy, via ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho)



#penis  




ON THE FLOOR!

(Source: tankx)





hippiewithoutacause:

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

Yeah, they’re getting smarter. -_- bahah

Well they have machines that give you cash for your gift cards. See them at grocery stores all the time by coin stars.

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When someone cuts in line at the grocery store,

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(Source: notesfromthecircle)



#panda  #shopping  #food  #chubby